Mom Moo is swinging

Juja Wislander is a Swedish children's writer, known for her stories about the restless cow Mama Moo and her faithful friend Raven. The characters in Wislander's books are constantly getting into various adventures and trying to get out of funny messes.

"You're a cow, Mama Moo," he said. "And cows don't swing."
"But they swing," snapped Mama Moo. "I feel sorry for the cows that never swung."
"I feel sorry for them!" cried Raven. "Cr-r!" Cows walk through the meadows and graze. And then they stand, wag and catch their milk. And then they go into the barn and are milked there. And they feel pleasure from it.
"I don't," said Mama Moo. "You don't have to stand, wag and catch their milk all your life just because you're a cow."