A real cat

Real cats are convinced that they own the whole world, they are bold and self-confident, strong and independent. It is still not known who is the master in the house: you or your cat (if it is real, of course)? Such cats do not wear flea collars, do not appear on Christmas cards, do not chase anything with a bell on it, but they can hear the refrigerator door opening two rooms away.

Here is a humorous mini-encyclopedia, a witty treatise from the master of ironic prose Terry Pratchett, which depicts all the feline tricks, incomprehensible charm and true nature of our pets.